It's a matter of thinking

I was trying to comprehend every word. I tried to rephrase it in my thoughts. I tried to write it on my paper. Still, I cannot get what the infidel in front tries to tell us. Why? Maybe I am focusing too much on his face? Or maybe the way he pronounce words? Or the jokes he tries to joke...?

They say, that's not the problem. Do just listen or just read between the lines.
You know what I am saying?
It's a simple thing. Understand. Absorb. Analyze. How? Think, pretend and act that you know the topic. I tell you, it will work. No matter how awful the pronunciation, the face or whatsoever... just think, that you know it, and listen. you'll understand it.

Try this. When I say, The last Horcrux is me. I am the eighth one. Some will laugh maybe, or some will be confused. Well, if you will pretend that you know this, you'll browse for it. Poof, you know what I am talking about you see? Right. I hope you're getting my point.

Now, my blogspot is crashed. I don't know why. They are making some awful changes. Arghh. And this will be the most decent-non-romantic-thing that will be post there. *laughs.

I had a dream, being so provocative to my teacher in my non so favorite subject.
Human rights. Preamble. Article bla-bla. Acts of bla-bla-bla. (I hope you have an idea now)
What again? I said, I don't own my T.V and I don't practice reading newspaper.
Internet? I only do Facebook, Blogging and Gmail. I don't care about typing the news site. Come what may. Got it? I have my book and I think it is enough as my source of learning your subject. Sorry. I am on the verge of typing your name but it will be too much of me...


Again, let's go back. If you think you cannot understand the whole thing... if you think this is nonsense.. if you think this is a crap... well, it's because YOU ARE THINKING THAT THIS IS IT.
try to reformat your brain. THINK, PRETEND, ACT and FEEL that this whole thing is amazing and worth reading. That you can understand every sentence that covered this page. Okay? Now try...