I wonder how I manage to act like I'm always burning. I mean you see, I'm very good at pretending that I am mad well in fact I'm not. You see, there's a trouble again. It came into me that having a boyfriend is a bad idea.
Why? Let me enumerate:
1.) Time demanding. Boys are time freaks. They want you to focus your whole time upon them. As if the time will vanish.
2.) Too much protection. I mean, hello, I'm not a child anymore. I know what I am doing.
3.) So many prohibited stuffs. So what if I send messages to many people? I'm using my sense of socialization. Get it?
4.) Praising too much. Every single day, every minute. I mean its kinda irritating when the guy praises you the same thing everyday.
5.) "I love you" freak show. Hearing it everyday freaks me out. Hello! You're loosing the meaning of it. Just say it when you really do, and don't say it. Show it.
6.) Pity effect. When you get angry they curse themselves.
7.) They want you to do what they say. Are you my dad? My mom? Shut up.
8.) They want you to just go home after school. So what if you have to meet your friends?
9.) They will ask you between him and your friends.
10.) And the last in my list, they are unfair. You see guys are really centered upon themselves. All they want is intimacy and a fucking public display of affection.
Who wants it anyway? I don't want a boyfriend.
No offense. This is just my alter-ego's perspectives.
Of course there's only one positive thought about having a boyfriend. You have someone to be adored and you are being adored.
Again, this is bullshit.
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